Join me Nov 7th at the Good Companion Centre!

 I'll be selling some hand-made puppets at the Christmas Craft Show at the Good Companions Centre on Nov 7th! Hope to see you there!

I try not to take life too seriously, I'd rather laugh and be silly so that I don't get bummed out. LOL

In the end... what matters the most is that we are each happy being the best version of ourselves that we can be. For me that means being the silliest version of myself, so here's a look behind the scenes at what this actually means! (Insert suspenseful music: Bum - bum, bum, bum - bum, bum, bum, bum - bum!)

Here I am just being silly!

Astute observers will notice something quite profound about this photo... my face is unshaven! I know, it kind of jumps out at you as I'm not usually seen in public this way, so please bare with me!

You may also notice something else that's hard not to miss... all of my toys! Did you know that I like to collect toys? Revealed here for the very first time on this blog are some of the toys that I have in my bedroom! Collecting toys really makes me happy, it leaves me feeling over the moon. In fact I get so excited about it that when I talk about my collection I tend to give people the bums-rush. Part of the fun of collecting is the nostalgia, though I know that my best years are not behind me. Toy collecting is quite a fun hobby, I try to collect things in pairs if I can.

I began collecting toys sort of in a round about way. One of the dilemmas of collecting toys is that some toys are only available on a bubble card, so you have to decide if you're going to crack them open or not. Unfortunately, toys tend to loose value after they're removed from the package and have been exposed. I don't agree with that outlook though, as I tend to like my toys even more after they've been played with. I'm quite content with my collection of toys, in all honestly I've managed to acquire quite a nice booty. 

Some people may think that what I am showing here is not appropriate at all... as adults shouldn't collect toys. Honestly though, it's better than just sitting around on your butt all day. I don't mind sharing my toys and letting people see them online in this way, I'm quite proud of them. Hopefully they will bring as much joy to others as they have for me and will generate long lasting fond memories. As long as I'm mindful to take good care of them they should last a long time in good condition.

The other glaringly obvious thing about this picture, if there is a need to even mention it, is that I'm a huge Star Wars fan... "That's no moon, it's a space station!" My favourite Star Wars movie is the original one that started it all, my goodness those buns left an impression... the ones in Princess Leia's hair. They're definitely hard to miss. I have quite a few Star Wars toys, this photo doesn't show everything. Honestly though, I hope nobody ever breaks into my place and steals anything because that would be a real bummer! 

I also have quite a few dolls in my collection! A lot of guys think that it's not cool for guys to play with dolls but I've always enjoyed them. I especially like to find naked dolls at the thrift store and put new clothes on them to restore their dignity. It really feels like I'm rescuing them from further embarrassment. In this way, all the other toys can no longer treat the abandoned doll as the butt of their jokes. I guess I just like to pamper them and keep them looking their best. I'll wash them in warm soapy water to keep them clean, and after I dry them off sometimes I'll give them sweet kisses. I especially like displaying them and showing them off to anyone who...

...What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Ha ha, bum jokes!

Just having some silly cheeky fun in hopes that people still have a sense of humour and haven't forgotten how to laugh. LOL I really find that today's society takes life way too seriously and often forgets about just enjoying the sillier things in life and laughing along. If we can no longer collectively laugh at a bum selfie then our society has become a very sad place! We regulate and create policies and box ourselves into a joyless state where we no longer have the freedom to simply live and enjoy life, or to just laugh and be naked and free! That's a sad way to live which doesn't interest me at all. Besides, clothing is sooooo overrated!!! LOL 

Thank you for visiting my blog, have a nice day!

(It seems that the cycling is paying off nicely! LOL)

I had a fun time at Puppets Up!!!

 

Over the weekend of August 8 and 9 I attended the Puppets Up Festival in Almonte, Ontario! I always look forward to the festival, it's the highlight of my summer! Above is Nick the Mascot at the start of the parade which is presented on both days of the festival. This year I was selling hand made puppets in the vendor's market, my booth is shown below. It's always nice to see everyone again in Almonte! I already miss Puppets Up! See you again in 2028!!!

Happy Canada Day!!!

Happy Canada Day 2026 everyone!!! Unfortunately, most of the concerts and other events that were planned had to be cancelled because it rained quite a lot on Canada Day, so I decided to have some silly fun and went out in the rain in my Canada swimsuit! LOL (continued below)

Some people thought my outfit was funny, which was the whole point, so seeing me brought a smile to their face. A group of people taking shelter from the rain at a bus stop even cheered when I walked by which I appreciated, it made me laugh. A few people took my picture too which was also pretty funny. In all honesty, I thought it was so awesome and relaxing to be rained on and to be walking around downtown in just my swimsuit, hat and sneakers! It was glorious, I was completely soaked through! LOL So I had a lot of fun today! I just love Canada! I feel very lucky to live here! ❤️

I had fun at the beach today!

It was a beautiful day out today so I went for a bike ride to Westboro beach. The water was a little bit cold but I got used to it and had a nice relaxing swim. It's about a 40 minute bike ride one way from my apartment downtown to the beach, which is a good amount of exercise. 

Here is a selfie that I took while I was at Westboro beach....

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Mikey Artelle's beach selfie, taken June 23, 2026

I've always liked swimming, though I'm not as good at it as I'd like to be. I'm still working on that. It's a shame that most guys don't wear swim briefs anymore, there's nothing wrong with them. I've been wearing swim briefs since I was 19 and I'm never going to stop. I actually have quite a collection of them now, at least 30 pairs. LOL I like wearing a different swimsuit each time I go swimming. One of my favourite things is to lay in the sun while wearing a swim brief. It's so relaxing, I was able to do that today for the first time this summer.

I also love riding my bike along the Ottawa River, it's so peaceful. I absolutely love days like today, they put me in a good mood and leave me feeling very relaxed and calm and in tune with myself. Days like today make me happy to be me.😊

Cancelling me for being openly naked online is closed-minded and wrong.

Being openly naked is a positive and healthy lifestyle which many people fail to understand. I'm also certainly not the only puppeteer or artist who has ever wanted to enjoy an openly naked lifestyle. 

However I am the only naturist in my family, so I had to learn about naturism all on my own. One of the most positive things that I've learned is the fact that when kids are raised in naturist families, where everyone is naked in front of each other, the children grow up with a wonderful gift of self-confidence and positive feelings about themselves and their body. They do not have the negative and sexualized view of nudity that is so prevalent in our culture, and they are not embarrassed to be a genuine human being.

Certainly, teaching kids to be confident and feel good about their bodies is far better than being taught to have lifelong feelings of insecurity, shame and embarrassment. So then why do we do it? Why do we shame each other about our bodies and being naked? What is more civilized, shaming our bodies for being what they are, or respecting our bodies for being what they are? I think the answer is self evident. (continued below)

I don't have a "perfect body" but it's just perfect for me. 

Since I first began posting my nude photos online in 2023, along with articles about my experience with naturism, some of my non-naturist friends and fellow artists have reached out to offer me their support and I sincerely appreciate this very much. 

The simple truth is, being openly naked is far healthier and more natural than forever shaming our bodies and keeping them hidden away. Being openly naked embodies me with a powerful sense of joy, freedom and confidence that makes me feel happy to be alive. It has taught me to love and accept myself just the way I am, and to jettison society's oppressive shaming. In regards to coping with my chronic depression, being openly naked has been extremely healing for me! It is far more effective than any medication I have ever tried!

Canceling me in any way simply for talking about this openly or for sharing my naked selfies online is a closed-minded act of censorship, as it seeks to silence me and limit my right to self expression. To do such a thing is wrong no matter how one might try to justify it. 

It seems to me that in the rush to judgement about my being openly naked while also being a puppeteer, people forget that puppetry is an extremely diverse art form. I should not have to tell anyone in this day and age that this is not a medium just for children! 

Over the years, I've seen my share of puppet shows that have had scenes with nudity in them, either with the puppets being naked (and I'm not talking about Kermit the Frog not wearing any clothes, this is regarding human puppet characters with human bodies) or the performer themselves being briefly naked. Ronnie Burkett instantly comes to mind as being one of the former (specifically the puppets in "Provenance" which I saw three times because I absolutely adore Burkett's puppetry), among many other puppeteers. I have yet to do such a thing myself though I would absolutely, very much like to do that someday under the right circumstances, specifically in regards to being naked on stage during one of my shows. I think that would be quite a brave thing to do.

Yet, there is also a critical distinction to be made here. I do not and have never posted pictures of sexual behaviour, that is not at all what I am doing. I'm simply sharing what my natural, naked body looks like because I am proud to be a human being and am tired of shaming myself or being shamed by others for it. I've had enough of the shaming, so instead of allowing that nonsense to affect me negatively and prevent me from enjoying life the way I want to, I'm choosing to be comfortable in my own skin. 

If we look at nudity more objectively, rather than making sexualized assumptions about it, there is no reason at all why anyone should be embarrassed or ashamed to be naked. More importantly, it makes me happy to be seen as the real me, my true naked self. I have been wanting to do this all my life but have been too afraid to do so until now. I'm very proud of myself for being this brave. 

Over my lifetime, I've taken hundreds of beautiful naked selfies, all beautifully posed and photographed, yet all of which I immediately destroyed out of shame rather than sharing them openly with anyone else. The immense shame that my Catholic upbringing, and society in general, taught me to have about myself and my body was to such an extent that I felt that I had no choice but to destroy the photos. It still makes me very sad that I did so because my younger self was quite handsome. I destroyed something that I thought was beautiful about myself out of fear and shame, but I'm not doing that anymore. 

It's wrong that I should have ever been made to feel that way in the first place. Our culture has a very unhealthy outlook when it comes to nudity and cancelling people simply because they are brave enough to be openly naked. We need to change that negative and unjustified ideology within our culture and start celebrating our bodies instead, rather than insisting on shaming them. It's not okay to be so hypocritical about who gets to be a genuine human being and who doesn't.

Here's an example of one of the very few photos from when I was younger that I didn't destroy. I took this one twenty years ago when I was 32. Several nude photos were taken during this particular photo session but those were all deleted, despite how beautiful they were. I don't think one needs to be a gay man or a heterosexual woman to look at this photo and understand what a tragedy it is that those uniquely beautiful nude photos were destroyed out of shame. 

The world certainly doesn't need to see me naked, the sky is not going to fall, but there is certainly something inherently wrong with our culture when a handsome young man (or a beautiful young woman) feels that they are not allowed to openly express and share their own natural beauty with the world.

Certainly, we each have our own comfort zone with nudity and being naked, and I have absolute respect for that which is why I never send out unsolicited photos or otherwise force anyone to see my naked body if they don't want to see it. 

The photos on this blog have been edited for that very reason. My other blog page Mikey Artelle's "Naked and Free" Body Positive Blog has a blocked access page on it which people must consent to passing in order to view the content. The images with nudity that I post on my Quora page are all blurred unless the image is clicked on, therefore consent is again required. I also post photos on NonShy which is exclusively a nudist's website so the only reason to visit that site is to see people's nude photos and connect with other naturists.

As such I am doing nothing to offend anyone, I am simply being my honest, true, genuine, human self. Cancelling me for that is just simply a rotten thing to do. 

I simply refuse to give merit to anyone who would try to shame me for being openly naked.

It's worth repeating, being naked and free makes me happy to be alive! It makes me feel proud to be me and a genuine human being! I absolutely love it!

Thank you kindly for taking the time to read my post. - Mikey Artelle

Photo: Mikey Artelle's naked selfie from the summer of 2020, age 46.

Hornz the Cow needs his own show!

For quite some time (which is certainly an understatement!) I've been trying to finish my story about Hornz the Cow. I admit that I am very perfectionistic when it comes to finishing creative projects, which on a creative level doesn't help me out very much. A finished rough draft is far better than having nothing but a bunch of random ideas! It doesn't matter how good those ideas are if I'm not going to use them in a meaningful way.

As such, I'm really trying to focus on completing this story as I think Hornz is one of my best characters and his story is quite whimsical. He's been patiently waiting for his turn in the limelight so I feel like I owe it to him, and all of my other puppets, to get my act together. It's challenging because I have this idea in my head for how epic I want his story arc to be, and I really want to capture that in how I present him and all of the related characters involved in this story. This also happens to be one chapter in the ongoing adventures of Gordon the Sea Monster and Mr. Fishy! So I'm giving myself two months, until the end of May, to get this done! Otherwise, I think my puppets might hold a mutiny against me, or something of that nature! Frankly, I wouldn't blame them, they deserve far more attention than I've been giving them. 

I'm not sure yet how I'm going to be presenting the story once it's done, ideally I'd like to do a puppet show of some sort but there are so many characters involved that I don't know how to get it done as a one man show. So for now, I'm just thinking about finishing this as a storybook that I'll be illustrating. I can always come back to doing the puppetry version of the story later on. It really would be an awesome puppet show to do if I can ever figure it out!